David Kelsen

Month: September 2008

  • John, George, Dick and Sarah

    (Weds. September 24th, 2008)

    Telephone rings, an elderly gentleman in a nice suit picks up the phone.

    John:

    Hello?

    George:

    Hey John, what the hell’s going on down there?

    John:

    Things are going really well George.

    George:

    What the hell are you doing stopping the campaign, are you loco?

    John:

    Well, Sarah thought people’d think I really care about this wall street thingy if I suspended the campaign, you know, align my priorities …

    George:

    John, you’re not making any sense, did you clear this through Dick?

    John:

    You mean Rick?

    George:

    NO! Dick you idiot, everything goes through Dick!

    John:

    Well, no, ah..

    George:

    Oh my god, he’s gonna be pissed…

    Look, I’m gonna have to call you back, I gotta call Dick and see what he wants to do.

    (10 minutes later)

    George:

    Hello John,..

    John:

    Yes

    George:

    Look, if we’re lucky we can still turn this thing around, Dick said you still have mileage on that “Maverick” spin, so I’m going to invite you and the “boy” down to sort things out, you follow me…

    John:

    Ah..

    George:

    …then you’re going to walk in there with this plan that’ll kick the s**t out of the Dems plan and come off looking like, you know, a hero.

    John:

    But, I don’t have a plan.

    George:

    Dick will have one ready by the time you land in DC, bring your reading glasses this time.

    John:

    Okay, what about the debate?

    George:

    What about the debate?

    John:

    I don’t want to go.

    George:

    We’ll talk about that when you get here..

    (the above conversation is fictional, any resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental)

  • Obama vs McCain on the economy

    This poignant video sums up the political approach by each candidate.

    [flashvideo filename=http://www.flatheadenterprises.com/streams/ContrastObamaMcCain.flv width=”450″ height=”366″ /]

    This youTube clip was found on the Jed Report

  • TROLL SWILL

    San Clemente City Council Candidate Crosby recently stated in the Sun Post News, “The streets of San Clemente today are a police state patrolled by sadists and thugs…”.  This remark makes two things very clear. 

    1. Mr. Crosby has no clue what a police state is, and

    2. He is short on aptitude and long on attitude, thereby eliminating himself as a potential candidate for anything, at least in my book.

    In online forums people who spew this grade of swill are referred to as trolls.  There were no examples supporting the accusations made, nor were there any solutions offered other than re-instituting the city police force which merged with the Orange County Sheriff’s Department in 1993. How well do you think Mr. Crosby considered the fiscal ramifications of that statement? I’m sure there weren’t any complaints against the SCPD in the 68 years they ran police services.  Please choose wisely in Novemeber.

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